Photos from our recent trip up to Noosa…. Words and details to come soon!
Twas the night before Noosa and all through the house, not a triathlete was stirring, not even their wife!
The tri suits laid out by the gym bags with care, and hopes of a PB filled the air.
The nutritional drinks all mixed and put in the fridge, the wives discussing when they should be there.
The Carbs are all loaded, the numbers put on
The times all predicted, the bike pedals all put on
We’re all off to bed now, not a bottle of beer in sight
Bikes are all racked, the shoes untied, the hopes of a podium finish twinkle in young (and old) triathletes’ eyes.
This isn’t the best poem I’ve written but I hope you get the gist!
Good luck in Noosa tri to all and to all a good night!
I don’t know where time has gone, but it’s time for the Noosa Triathlon again! I can’t believe how quickly this year has gone and that we’re heading up to Noosa in just a couple of days.
Hopefully there won’t be a repeat of last year’s drama– you can relive the adventure if you’d like. Fingers crossed this year The Runner stays on his bike and finishes the race without any issues. I’m looking forward to our first trip together since our honeymoon… and ice cream. You know how I feel about ice cream.
I love ice cream like a fat kid loves cake. No offense. I know, it’s not very PC, but neither is my love for ice cream. I blame my mother, she ate ice cream sundaes every day that she was pregnant with me (apparently). I was probably born addicted to ice cream. I can’t help it. I have a problem. And I know just where to get my fix….. Noosa.
Noosa has more ice cream places in one 500m street than I can think of in Sydney CBD. I’m not joking, I can’t think of a single ice cream place within a ten minute walk of my office. Noosa has 4 or 5 ice cream shops that I know of within a 2 minute walk of each other. Ice Cream Heaven.
Last year’s highlight was the Nitrogenie liquid nitrogen ice cream. AMAZING…. it almost made up for the drama during the race (just kidding!!!). Actually, it was the highlight of my trip to Noosa last year- I’m not joking. I probably should have been going to the gym this week in preparation for the ice cream avalanche that I’m planning up there. Seriously, have you seen their flavours?
The Runner is busy studying run splits, max heart rates, training outputs and all sorts of other pre-race preparation to ensure he has the best race possible. Me, I’m studying the Nitrogenie flavours and hoping that they have a good selection for the days that we’re there. Seriously, how is a girl supposed to choose between Chocolate Mint Leaf vs. White Balsamic Strawberries or British Banoffee Pie vs. Italian Tiramisu??? And don’t get me started on After Dinner Minty vs. Black Forest Frosty…
Rest assured, I’ll give you a full report from Noosa in between scoops!
Wow, it has been such a busy two weeks that I have literally forgotten to miss eating carbs. Seriously, between heading to Noosa, The Runner nearly breaking his face, frantically trying to nail down wedding vendors, addressing and sending Save the Dates, starting a new job, planning (or at least planning to start planning) Thanksgiving and being a bit emotional as we come up to the 1 year anniversary of my Dad, I have literally been so distracted that this month’s challenge has been a walk on the park!
I won’t lie completely and say I haven’t missed potatoes, pasta, rice, bread, quinoa, polenta, and the other grains I’ve cut out for the last 15 days- but, I’ve been so flat chat and almost too busy to really notice. Ok, yes lunch in the city is slightly challenging once you rule out rice, bread and pasta but sashimi and salads are super yummy and it doesn’t stress me out to walk by the sandwich places or ask for a special order of “no rice” at Thai and Japanese places. I get strange looks sometimes but that’s normal anyway!
I will be honest and say I’m looking forward to my two cheat days (already planned for the 23rd and 30th) but I’m not tempted to cheat during the week- I’m just not that into grains/carbs anymore. Weird huh?
Is my willpower getting better stronger or am I just learning to think out of the box when it comes to food? Or have I just been too busy and spending emotional energy on everything else except food? Either way, I’m halfway through November and I feel pretty good in my de-carbed state!
Greetings from Noosa! Unfortunately this year didn’t go to plan in the He Runs, I Cook family. Not only did we miss out on a Melbourne Cup booking at our favourite Bistro C but The Runner had an awful race- and by awful I mean didn’t finish. In fact, for the first time ever, I never even saw him race!
I somehow missed him coming out of the water by a matter of seconds- literally I must have blinked and missed him. I was waiting with Mrs H and her daughter because we had a few friends competing this year and we saw nearly all of them come out of the water in varying states of exhaustion. While we were waiting I had a missed call from a number I didn’t know but didn’t think twice and kept watching the race. We moved to watch the bike leg in my usual Noosa spot- by the roundabout at first! We even had our photo snapped in the process by the local paper! As time went on and on and on, I started to get a bit worried. The Runner’s progress wasn’t updating on the Subaru Athlete Tracker and we were starting to calculate that based on his swim he definitely should have come past by then. And then I remembered the call and froze.
I’m his emergency contact of course and slowly it all fell into place. I checked my voicemail and yes, you guessed it. It was The Runner calling from the medical tent. He had a crash about 50 meters into the bike leg and had to pull out of the race. I raced to the medical tent fearing the worst. There he was lying on a cot with blood pouring out of his face, thankfully nothing broken but pretty bruised nonetheless. Being a pillar of strength that I am, I immediately burst into tears when I saw him. Partly out of relief, partly out of fear of what had happened. He was more pissed off that he couldn’t compete because after falling off the bike and onto his face, he had wanted to keep racing. Ummmm, yeah you read that right. With blood pouring from his cheek, his first impulse was to get back on the bike and finish. Thankfully, the race officials said no- he had cracked his helmet in the fall so couldn’t continue. He also managed to destroy his sunglasses and twist his bike.
Although disappointed, he also realises how lucky he was not to break anything or have a more serious injury. I’m also relieved that the wedding is still 9 months away. He looks like he’s been in a bar fight at the moment but the doctor said there shouldn’t be any scarring. Personally, I would like to ban him from cycling but I know that probably won’t happen– he’s already talking about ordering a new helmet.
So that was our race this year- eventful but not in a good way. At least we’ve been enjoying the rest of the best of Noosa and having a great time with friends.
So, in the midst of all the job searching, wedding planning, and challenge eating, I’ve neglected to tell you that it’s Noosa Week! Well, not yet, but as of Friday it is!
What am I on about are you asking?
The Noosa Triathlon Festival– it’s The Runner’s favourite triathlon of them all and it’s because it’s a pretty good one (even I have to agree!)
Reasons why the Noosa Triathlon is so good:
1) It’s in Noosa, and Noosa is amazing. It’s one of the first places I ever went in Australia because it’s one of the best holiday spots in Australia. It’s gorgeous, has great restaurants, a few shops and lots of ice cream shops. It’s perfect. If you don’t believe me, http://www.visitnoosa.com.au/
2) It’s a fantastic atmosphere- there are about 20,000 athletes of all different ages and sizes and because Noosa is such a great tourist destination, there are lots of families, partners etc who cheer on the athletes. There’s a real buzz and excitement in the crowd.
3) It’s established- it’s been going for 30 years so they have the logistics pretty well sussed out. It’s very well organised and hassle free for athletes and spectators.
4) The nightlife is great- ok, maybe not the Saturday night but after the Triathlon is over, everyone parties at the Surf Club and on Hastings St. Last year, I ran into the winner in one of the bars after the triathlon– and then made him prove (with photographic evidence- and his medal) that he actually won it.
5) Melbourne Cup on the beach– yes, it is as much fun as it sounds.
6) We almost always have a house with a pool (except for the year that we stayed in the hotel with no bathroom door)
7) The weather is always good!
8) We always have great friends with us!
Sunshine, friends, beaches and a great crowd– what else could you possibly ask for in a triathlon???
The question of the day or at least the car ride: Is a triathlon a festival?
No points for guessing which side The Runner argued and which side I argued.
Some background required.
This weekend is the Huskisson Triathlon Festival, down in Huskisson (Jervis Bay). It’s a whole weekend of triathlon events.
For The Runner, it’s bliss, right up there with Woodstock, Coachella, Playground Weekender, and well, an actual festival.
For me, not so much. For me, it’s closer to an event that must be endured. A weekend hearing about elastic laces, energy gels, and wait for it, race times. Riveting. Grown ups in spandex riding bikes and running around. And trust me, if you’re thinking super hot athletic model perfect 24 year old bodies, let me stop you right there. The average age of triathletes is probably about 38. And there are a fair few people older than this. Much older, and in spandex. Lots of fitness fanatics descending on a town in spandex–The opposite of what I think of when I think festival!
So, as we were driving down the coast in Supercar (a fun, easy, enjoyable experience- the joy of GPS! I had to crush The Runner’s theory.
He was espousing the belief that a weekend at a Triathlon is similar to going to a festival, like a proper, fun, awesome good time festival.
Festivals are times when people come together to celebrate, relax, have fun and share an enjoyable experience! sweat, pain, and injury do not come into it in my book! Unless it’s sweat from the dance floor and injuries that you wake up with without knowing how you got it! Lots of triathletes dread the race and they don’t look forward to doing it- that does not sound like festival fun to me!
I felt bad as I shattered his heart and broke his spirit but there’s no way I could support the words fun and triathlon in the same sentence. I know, thousands of triathletes will tell me I’m wrong, but for all of you Tri-widows out there you know I’m right.
Sunday morning at triathlon o’clock we’ll exchange knowing looks over a coffee that me, now on my detox, is not supposed to have. We’ll be looking at watches and fiddling with cameras and kindles, trying to pass the time between clapping and yawning.
So what do you think- who are you siding with? Is a triathlon a festival???